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twitter · 19 hours ago

Some people say the Wright Brothers were rocking a pair of these teal framed pink accented aviators when they decided to block out not just the rays at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, but also their peer Glenn Curtiss from modern aviation history.

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facebook · 19 hours ago

Introducing Kitty Hawker's Ray Blockers. Some people say the Wright Brothers were rocking a pair of these teal framed pink accented aviators when they decided to block out not just the rays at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, but also their peer Glenn Curtiss from modern aviation history, because if they can build the world's first aeroplane, then they can certainly build the world's first time machine. Is this info true? We don't know. But some people said it.

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twitter · 1 day ago

STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP! Don't scroll past this amazing opportunity! It's the LAST DAY of CRAZY EDDY'S OVERSTOCK OVERLOAD SALE! We slashed 30-60% off over 60 products! But you better act fast, cuz the sale ends tonight!

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facebook · 1 day ago

STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP! What are you doing?! Don't scroll past this amazing opportunity! It's the LAST DAY of CRAZY EDDY'S OVERSTOCK OVERLOAD SALE! We slashed 30-60% off over 60 products! But you better act fast, cuz the sale ends tonight! If you miss it, you'll regret it forever! On the day of your marriage, the day of your child's birth, and the day of your grandchild's birth, all you'll be able to think about is how you missed out on CRAZY EDDY'S OVERSTOCK OVERLOAD SALE! Is that what you want?

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facebook · 2 days ago

It's Day 2 of CRAZY EDDY'S OVERSTOCK OVERLOAD SALE! People call Eddy crazy because he dresses like an opossum and has a tail and eats a steady diet of snails, cockroaches and rats. But Eddy's not crazy. It's his prices that are crazy!!! We're talking 30-60% off over 60 products! You read that right! ALL. THIS. SH*T. MUST. GO!!! But you better act now, cuz the sale ends tomorrow night! TTYL. Crazy Eddy's not moving. He's either playing dead or had too much tequila.

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facebook · 3 days ago

CRAZY EDDY'S OVERSTOCK OVERLOAD SALE IS LIVE! Ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo! Hee hee hee! Oh wait. You don't know what we're talking about. We caught our resident oppossum, Crazy Eddy, stockpiling thousands of our shades in his basement, so we're putting them online at INSANE DISCOUNTS. How insane? 30-60% off over 60 products! Wowowowowow! But the sale ends Sunday night, so get in while the gettin's good. ALL. SHADES. MUST. GO!!! Ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo! Hee hee hee! Happy discount shopping.

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facebook · 5 days ago

BIFF! BAM! POW! SNIFF! WHIFF! WOOSH! WHAM! KLONK! KLUNK! KRUNCH! ONOMATOPOEIA! SUNGLASSES!

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twitter · 6 days ago

In 1939, Bob and Bill at Detective Comics created a crime fighting hero that was 100% human but dressed like a blind flying nocturnal mammal that loves hanging out under bridges. 80+ years later, we’re honoring that legend.

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facebook · 6 days ago

Introducing Pow! Bam! Thank You, Batman! In 1939, Bob and Bill at Detective Comics created a crime fighting hero that was 100% human but dressed like a blind flying nocturnal mammal that loves hanging out under bridges. Thus, Batman was born. 80+ years later, we’re honoring that legend with these vibrant comic-lined sunglasses. Thank you, Dark Knight! This pair is for you. Sorry they’re not your favorite color. We got sidetracked.

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facebook · 9/21

You’ve heard of Flat Stanley, but honestly, why? All that dude does is mooch off people. Traveling around the world with all expenses paid, soaking in free publicity for journaling his adventures. Forget Flat Stanley! Introducing #FlatBatman -- exactly like Batman, but flat like Stanley and looks way more cooler although it might scare The Joker. More than Stanley ever did.
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