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facebook · 14 hours ago

When Reginald the Unicorn signed up for online dating, he knew he had to take the perf thirst trap profile pic. So, he posed facing away from the camera near an erupting fountain (hehe) with a rainbow strategically covering his uni-junk. And of course, he added the perfect eye candy: six classic sunnies in rainbow formation. He is SO getting some strange. Respect.⁣

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facebook · 1 day ago

Remember in the 90’s when a peacock-obsessed TV network drummed up interest in reruns with the advertising campaign “if you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you”? That was pretty clever. So, clever, in fact, we thought about ripping it off to market these six previously released sunnies. However, after an angry peacock pecked out our car windows, we reconsidered. No hard feelings, though. And we’re def not eating fried peacock rn. (CHOMP)⁣

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facebook · 2 days ago

When a unicorn named Reginald visits you in a dream with a vision of six classic sunglasses -- A Ginger’s Soul, Phoenix At A Bloody Mary Bar, Gardening With a Kraken, Falkor’s Fever Dream (whoa talk about inception), Going To Valhalla, Witness!, and Nessy’s Midnight Orgy -- you wake up and stack those shades like a rainbow. Just gotta hope Ol’ Reggie doesn’t show up in a nightmare demanding royalty payments.⁣⁣

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twitter · 3 days ago

Think "show biz" is glam? This dress was rented and came with its own B.O. Can you tell? No. This witch (also one of goodr's OG three members, Keri Blunt), is a pro, and no amount of malodorous bacteria can get in the way of the desire to perform.⁣⁣

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facebook · 3 days ago

Think "show biz" is glamorous? This dress was a rental and came with its own B.O. Yep. Someone else's pungent body odor, like a bag of chili cheese fritos gone foul, was inextricably woven into the armpit fabric of this dress. Can you tell? Nope. Because this witch (also one of goodr's OG three members, Keri Blunt), is a professional, and no amount of malodorous bacteria by-product can get in the way of an out-of-work actress' desire to perform.⁣⁣

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facebook · 6 days ago

Witch, pleaseeeee. A smile is this witch's resting face. She's smiling on the outside, and plotting your destruction on the inside. Your misery is her euphoria. Your wail of despair is her ringtone. Your tears are her coffee sweetener. (Mmmm, salty.) She plays by her own rules, not the rules manufactured by reality TV producers. ⁣

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facebook · 7/3

Introducing Glinda's Resting Witch Face. The phrase “resting witch face” is sexist. You never hear people talk about “resting wizard face.” Magical bros can stroll through fantasy lands with sour expressions and it’s totally cool. But when magical gals stop cheesing for two seconds they’re witches? Eff. That. Luckily, there’s a solution. Make your innocent smile your resting witch face. (We’ll give you a sec to pick your brains off the wall since your mind is blown.)⁣

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twitter · 6/30

Okay, we've never once used the hashtag OOTD. But. Today is National #OOTD Day. There. We did it. It didn't hurt too much...#OOTD #OOTD #OOTD IT FEELS SO GOOD. Okay, we're done. Whoops almost forgot to mention our brand new Flight Tights in Couture Camo

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facebook · 6/30

Okay, we've never once ever used the hashtag OOTD. But. Today is National #OOTD Day. There. We did it. Okay. It didn't hurt too much...#OOTD #OOTD #OOTD #OOTD AHHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD. Okay, we're done. Whoops almost forgot to mention our brand new Flight Tights in Couture Camo (women's sizing with a slim fit, high waist, ankle length). Navy poly/spandex blend for comfort and durability with teal palm print, for your favorite #ootd.⁣

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facebook · 6/27

Introducing the Mach Gs. Classic aviator style to give you speed, if you feel the need. This sleek frame won't leave unsightly marks on your nose like those weird pads on traditional metal aviators. YOU'RE WELCOME. But the best part? This pair - Buzzed On The Tower - is just a tease. THIS IS A LIMITED DROP - so don't let 'em take off without ya. Full line takes flight in August. We could tell you more, but then we'd have to kill you. Oh, and Happy #NATIONALSUNGLASSESDAY, apparently. ⁣
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