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facebook · Jul 17 2023

IT'S WORLD EMOJI DAY!!! Let's play Emoji Detective. Can you guess the names of the sunnies from the emojis??? (In the future, we'll all speak in emojis, not words. Our parents will be very confused.)

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facebook · Jul 15 2023

Something HUGE is coming to Chicago's Navy Pier!!! So, big, so GINORMOUS, it could be visible from outer space!!! It could star in a movie called goodr-Zilla!!! No, it's not Carl the Flamingo's ego, it's a GIANT pair of goodr sunglasses!!! Come out to Navy Pier July 21st-23rd to scope 'em out and join the fun!!! (There may even be some sunnies giveaways...) You don't want to miss this.

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facebook · Jul 14 2023

Tag your besties so they can check their sign!!! Our resident astrologist put together this handy graphic of the signs as goodr sunnies. That was promptly before she got fired for initiating a fistfight with Carl the Flamingo in our office kitchen over the difference between "zodiac" and "astrology". (She was an Aries, go figure.) Tell us, did we nail your sign?!

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facebook · Jul 13 2023

All That Glitters Isn't Gold...unless it is. Don't miss out on these shagadelic Superfly shades in glittering gold, here for a limited time only. Seventies swagger not included.

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facebook · Jul 11 2023

WHO LOVES SHARKS?! We do. Let's get the facts straight. Sharks DO grow unlimited teeth. Sharks DON'T naturally hunt humans. Sharks DO predate the dinosaurs. Sharks DON'T get swept up in fake-looking tornadoes and attack D-list actors. Sharks DO use a ‘sixth sense,' electroreceptor organs, to track prey. Sharks DON'T sing extremely annoying songs where half the lyrics are "doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo". And finally, sharks DO look awesome on sunglasses. But DON'T be afraid. These Frames Don't Bi

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facebook · Jul 10 2023

Welcome to the Flaming Flamingo music festival!!! This is Luna, a crystal healer who will lose her phone by midnight. This is Sage, a yoga instructor who will plant in front of the first stage he sees and dance for 11 hours. This is Thistle, a lantern puppet maker who will rush from stage to stage, thinking her friends are behind her, but they're not. And this is Carl, a sunglasses mogul in a very convincing flamingo costume who has the plug for that good sh*t: Psychedelic Psunnies. Go ahead. T

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facebook · Jul 9 2023

WARNING!!! Psychotropical Psolar Pshades could cause side effects: ego death, naked emotions, incoherent muttering, experiencing 10 years of therapy in four hours, supreme gratitude for existence, dubious epiphanies, urges to dress like a steampunk Viking fairy and party in the desert, desires to puke in a bucket and gasp "Thank you, mother," gawking at something inane, getting lost in a Porta Potti, and dressing like a totally different person for two weeks...then awkwardly reverting back to n

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facebook · Jul 8 2023

The Superfly is like that one irresistible toxic lover you keep going back to. Maybe they've changed?! (They haven't changed.) All That Glitters Isn't Gold. Except these are literally gold, with *sparkles.* Superfly, you're still giving us those same musky, cheap cologne, filthy '70s disco vibes we can't resist!!! Why can't we quit you?! OK, we've come to our senses. This vibe is fun for a day, but that’s all we can take. (Get YOUR kicks while you can this Superfly Day!!!)

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facebook · Jul 7 2023

LET'S GO ON A TRIP!!! No Passport Required. Just put on these Psychedelic Psunnies. Obliterate the ego. See auras. Taste colors. Squeegee that crusty third eye. AHHH, SPECTACULAR!!!! Kaleidoscopes swirl!!! Cockroaches scramble out of your soul!!! Flowers turn into cats, with the heads of your parents. Fly a prismatic eagle through space and time. Write down your transcendent epiphanies. Reintegrate into reality. Read what you wrote. Realize it's stupid. And incoherent. Pick up your sunnies. DO

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facebook · Jul 6 2023

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT for Minor League Baseball fans!!! Carl the Flamingo is making a special trip to Alabama this July 7th-9th!!! After years of admiring Sprocket the Trash Panda's Trash Can Spaceship from afar, Carl is making the journey to meet Sprocket and celebrate his contributions to garbage space travel. (Carl's primary method of wasted transportation is bar hopping, but when it comes to being trashy, he contains multitudes.) Come kick it with Carl at Toyota Field in Madison, AL for the Ju