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facebook · May 29 2023

We're leaving storm chasing to the adrenaline junkies. Did the sunrise ever pick up a house and drop it on a witch in a magical zip code? We think not!!! We're SUNRISE chasers, always on the hunt for majestic, peaceful views that feed our souls. Watching the sunrise is one of nature's most powerful mood boosters. The best part?! It's totally legal!!! Snag a pair of these Sunrise Chasers sunnies, then chase responsibly.

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facebook · May 27 2023

Did you forget to remember our Memorial Day Weekend DEALZ ON DEALZ yesterday??? We got you: sunnies starting at $20 today and tomorrow ONLY. ADD TO CART!!! RUN, DON'T WALK!!! SCREAM, DON'T WHISPER!!! Just don't forget to remember 'cuz the weekend's almost out, and Carl the Flamingo doesn't do DEALZ like this for long. (He's afraid of commitment.)

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facebook · May 26 2023

Carl the Flamingo invented a morning cocktail inspired by the most splendiferous sunrises, the Sunrise Spritzer Elixir. It's 2 parts champs, 1 part freshly juiced sunshine (If you can't find fresh, canned is fine. You can use diet orange soda in a pinch...), and 1 part unicorn sweat. Serve in a coffee mug and top with a scoop of rainbow sherbet. Best enjoyed at daybreak while watching the sun come up. Hot dawn, Nature Fl*cks!!! Now get outside and enjoy it while rocking these Sunrise Spritzer E

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facebook · May 26 2023

Words we associate with 'summer': beach, party, sunburn, and DEALZ. Memorial Day Weekend is the unofficial start to summer and Carl the Flamingo is giving you DEALZ ON DEALZ to celebrate. SUNNIES STARTING AT $20!!! Serve 'steez' at your holiday weekend gatherings. (Much tastier than celery sticks.) Don't forget to remember this Memorial Day Weekend promo 'cuz Carl's droppin' prices like they're his pants...but only for the next few days.

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facebook · May 24 2023

A firecracker popsicle sunrise with cotton candy clouds. Do you ever wake up on a camping trip and wonder if a diabolical carnival clown with a wicked sweet tooth painted the sky while you slept?! These Pure Sky Candy sunnies inspired by nature's most saccharine sunrises will make you suspect it was. (We swear we weren't high when we wrote this. Not that we're against a wake & bake...baking cookies that is!!!)

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facebook · May 23 2023

Eat dusk, sunset lovers!!! Everyone knows magnificent sunrises are where it's at!!! Not convinced? Let us help. Research shows that watching the sunrise helps improve mood, lowers inflammation, AND reduces stress and depression. That's all the convincing WE needed. So here, enjoy these flocking fantastic sunrise-inspired Sunrises shades. Then get out there and enjoy a sunrise or two. (We'll be having a tequila sunrise. Or two. Thank you very much.)

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facebook · May 22 2023

Sure, Patricia’s always won their matches in the past– but today was going to be different. Today he was going to use his secret weapon… today he had his goodrs. These polarized lenses cut through glare and the special grip-coated frame won’t slip or bounce no matter how much sweat pours down his face. These will be the sunglasses that finally turn it all around. Is that her car? Oh boy... Get ready to weep, Patsy. Your reign of terror is– wait what’s that on her face? Is she wearing– it can’t

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facebook · May 22 2023

Eye doctor: "Cover one eye and read the chart, please."

Goodr

facebook · May 20 2023

Don't support equal justice & equal opportunity?! COME ON. Get Your Priorities Gay. (All portion of proceeds for these glittery LGBTQ+ flag-themed Circle G sunnies go to the @lalgbtcenter )

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facebook · May 19 2023

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!! Our 2 LGBTQ+ flag pairs this will year will turn you from busted to dusted: I Can See Queerly Now (OGs) and Get Your Priorities Gay (Circle Gs). A portion of proceeds go to the @lalgbtcenter — why? 'Cuz at goodr, our mission is: "We exist to give you permission to be unabashedly yourself...unless you're an asshole." Pride celebrates LGBTQ+ people being their authentic selves. (And we don't give a flying flamingo f*ck about the few loud assholes who don't like it.)