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facebook · Mar 29 2023

We are STOKED to announce our official partnership with the minor league baseball team, the Rocket City Trash Pandas of Madison, AL!!! Woohoo!!! It makes us want to dive headfirst into a dumpster to scavenge for old hot dogs and leftover stadium food REAL bad. Now, let's all celebrate with a swig of liquid antacid and PLAY BALL!!!

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facebook · Mar 28 2023

WARNING: Wearing these Marvel Comics' Thanos Snap Survivor Shades may cause the following side effects: obsessive stone collecting, purple skin, MAJOR God Complex, just a general grumpy vibe, and Conquerorstipation (that's that thing where you spend so much time conquering other worlds you neglect self-care).

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facebook · Mar 27 2023

WARNING: Wearing Marvel Comics' Green Goblin Goggles might cause the following side effects: maniacal cackling, urges to talk to yourself in the mirror, unchecked power fantasies, intelligence enhanced to genius levels at the cost of your sanity, and hatred of teenage science nerds that dress up like spiders.

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facebook · Mar 26 2023

When your sunnies are so futuristic they take you from Zero to Blitzed in less than 60 seconds. (G force training not included.)

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facebook · Mar 26 2023

Ever sign up for something while intoxicated?! Us too. During one of Carl the Flamingo's famous booze cruises, he convinced us to try bouldering. Needless to say, we are hooked. NATURE FL*CKS!!!

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facebook · Mar 25 2023

WARNING: Wearing Marvel Comics' Loki Mischief Makers might cause the following side effects: lust for power, desire to rule, resentment at living in your sibling’s shadow, urges to sow chaos, obsession with schemes and tricks, desperation for a bearded parent’s approval, an irritating habit of impersonating others, and betrayals of so many people your relationship status with everyone is “it’s complicated.”

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facebook · Mar 24 2023

Super Heroes, Schmuper Schmeroes. Embrace your bad side with Marvel Comics Villains. Love to create chaos? Get Marvel Comics' Loki Mischief Makers. Talk to yourself in the mirror? Snatch Marvel Comics' Green Goblin Gobbles. Get stuck in traffic and snap your fingers, hoping half of the cars disintegrate? Put on Marvel Comics' Thanos Snap Survivor Shades. They won't slip or bounce while you do your evil laugh. WA HA HA HA!!!

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facebook · Mar 22 2023

Do you like Banana Hammocks??? We're talking about this SWEET custom-designed hard case for These Shades Are Bananas, our WRAP G sunnies from the Farmers Market collection. But if you want to share your opinion on revealing, tight-fitting men's bathing suits, we're cool with that too. Our CEO Carl the Flamingo is wearing a banana hammock at the office right now. Usually he's naked. You know, because he's a flamingo. Flamingos are usually naked, with their cloacas in full view. So this is an imp

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facebook · Mar 20 2023

Shoutout to all the gnar 2-plankers who carved up the slopes with Carl the Flamingo at the last stop of the Level 1 Rail Jam in Big Bear, CA!!! Look how these stellar slope dwellers got wild on Bear Mountain!!! The winner WAS wearing goodrs, just sayin'...

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facebook · Mar 15 2023

Tired of bruised, mushy, pesticide-y grocery store sunnies? Shop local, at the Farmers Market. These sweet, crispy shades are freshly picked, from farm to forehead. MMM-MM-M!!! Unwrap the gingham and fruit crate custom packaging like silk robe of a gentle lover and savor that juicy new-sunnies smell. Ahhhhhh!!! Plus they come with a plantable care card. What does it grow? We're not telling. But if you get arrested, you can't sue us.