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facebook · Nov 20 2022

So you fell down a few times on the slopes today. Big deal!!! No one can see the bruises on your butt (or your ego). Know what's good for that?! A nice hot toddy and a 'lil retail therapy!!! Treat yourself to these Snow Gs. They'll have you looking and feeling legit, even if you can't ski for sh*t.

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facebook · Nov 18 2022

Say hello to our newest model The Snow G snow goggle. Perfect for everyone from the bunny slope bomber to the double black diamond daredevil!!! These goggles offer you anti-fog, anti-glare, full UV400 protection on the slopes with a comfortable, NO SLIP fit!!! Two polycarbonate lenses are included, including one for low light. Easily swap lenses when conditions change thanks to our magnetic lens securing system. Lenses also offer full UV400 protection.

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facebook · Nov 11 2022

We dug up Carl the Flamingo's Grandma's grave to steal her "Special Gingerbread Recipe." (What? Carl wouldn't share it, or even say what it's for.) Anyway, great news — THE RECIPE WAS IN HER POCKET!!! But bad news, the recipe was for "Cranberry Sauce Gingerbread Shrimpballs" and it sounded so gross we barfed all over the Pet Cemetary. But it wasn't a total loss. On the back, there was ANOTHER gingerbread recipe, for something that sounded SO. FLOCKING. AMAZING. We made it. And we'll share it wi

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facebook · Nov 10 2022

With these goodr sunnies on, you look like an accountant in the streets, and a freak in the spreadsheets! These'll keep you in the black while those who don't have 'em will be seeing red. Now let's grab a pina colada and talk pivot tables till the sun comes up. Oooh yeaaaaah...

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facebook · Nov 10 2022

Game Day is coming! Which game day? The ONLY game day that matters if you claim to be a Bruin or Trojan fan. It's the Rose Bowl baby. Show your pride and rock your school's OFFICIAL LIMITED EDITION goodrs, OR THEY WILL LOSE and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!

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facebook · Nov 8 2022

Struggling to find the perfect festive wear for your Hanukkah get-togethers?! These Chutzpah Generators goodrs are guaranteed to lift your spirits and are gelt-free, oops we mean guilt-free at just $25 and 0 calories! Available now, snag yours before they disappear faster than grandma's famous latkes.

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facebook · Nov 8 2022

Your grandma never forgave you for eating all the legs on her gingerbread man cookies when you were 8 years old. But if you wear this shirt to your family's Xmas, she'll be so delighted, she'll forget the incident!!! (Although not delighted enough to put you back in the will.) Introducing You'll Never Get This Recipe: The T-shirt. (That's right. We make T-shirts. DEAL WITH IT.)

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facebook · Nov 7 2022

A long arduous hike can knock any party rocking flamingo down. But all you gotta do is pretend you're like a Phoenix at the Bloody Mary bar, and you're right back at it! A little feather of the bird that pecked ya will remind you that Nature Flocks!

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facebook · Nov 6 2022

Introducing our latest collab with @marvel, Vibranium Vision. Our CEO Carl the Flamingo ordered us to make these sunglasses out of vibranium. We said, "Sorry, vibranium doesn't exist, and neither does Wakanda." Carl said, "That sounds like a 'you' problem. Make 'em out of vibranium or you're fired!" We could'ev argued with him, but we decided we'd rather be happy than right. So, we wrote "Made out of REAL vibranium!" on a piece of paper, taped it to a pair, and gave it to him. Carl totally boug

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facebook · Nov 5 2022

If you don't get these Marvel Studios' Black Panther: Wakanda Forever-themed sunnies, you don't support "Wakanda Forever." You support "Wakanda For a Little While." Is that who you want to be? Someone who supports "Wakanda For a Little While? "Wakanda For an Hour"? "Wakanda For a Few Minutes"?!?! We think not. It's "Wakanda Forever," friend. Get with the program.