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facebook · Aug 1 2022

You're hot. You know it. You're not shy about it. So you get hit up. ALOT. Even by aliens. And that's just your type. Nothing to be ashamed of. Life free. Be you. Hook up with aliens. But be safe. Protect your eyes with these inter-stellar Area 51 Booty Call sunnies. No judgments. Just safe casual love...with an outer space alien.

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facebook · Jul 31 2022

You're sitting there on a random weeknight watching the Not Fake Housewives of San Bernardino, on the edge of your seat, wondering if Trish is actually gonna call out Lisa for her drunken shenanigans at the Annual Crockpot Parking Lot Pot Luck. Just when it's getting to the good part (#DRAMA!) a beam of light shoots INTO your home. God damn commercials! Except it isn't a commercial. It's a UFO tractor beam pulling you up. Good thing you happened to be wearing your flocking inter-stellar Beam Me

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facebook · Jul 30 2022

"Hot girl summer" is so "2000-and-late" as someone who was either the most or least talented member of a former supergroup once said. It's 2022, and we while we love hot girls and hot guys, what we REALLY love is hot aliens. That's so 2000-and-NOW. Celebrate your fav intergalactic hottie with these Hot Alien Summer sunnies, part of the goodr's new Alien Abduction line. Whether your alien crush likes to phone home with those hot glowing fingers, or uses the monster protruding "jaw-within-a-jaw"

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facebook · Jul 29 2022

When you're a pansexual pina colada-chugging flamingo party animal, you get around. Carl happens to be exactly that. So he's been around. Like everywhere. EVERYWHERE. That happens when what starts as an alien abduction - flying saucer, beam of light, probes...the whole deal - ends up as a party inside a UFO. Drinks were had. Aliens from across the universe tripped the starlight fantastic. Jokes were made about Uranus. No one ever said aliens aren't basic. Carl couldn't get enough. That's why he

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facebook · Jul 28 2022

Do you ever just have that overwhelming sense that someone just "gets" you?! That's exactly how we felt when we read what Men's Journal had to say about our A Ginger's Soul sunnies. Thanks, @chrisvanleuven , & @mensjournal !!! It's like you're practically living in goodr CEO, Carl the Flamingo's head!!! So, we're declaring that you can live there rent-free for as long as you like. (Sorry if it smells like shrimp.)

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facebook · Jul 28 2022

You're the life of the party. Whether there's a party or not.

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facebook · Jul 27 2022

Get in loser, we're going glamping!!! Let us show you how it's done. A true glamper knows that hot dogs and s'mores cooked over an open flame are total garbage. Psh, you're no cave person!!! A civilized badass like you will source the finest electric hot dog roller grill, s'more machine, crystal goblets, and other frivolous gadgets from the most glorious beacon of retail divinity, the SkyMall catalog!!! Pamper your patootie while you get back to nature with a full range of creature comforts, l

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facebook · Jul 26 2022

We all have difficult choices in life. Look too carefully at your footing and you miss the killer views. Step wrong and you find yourself sliding down a steep cliff regretting the poor choices you've made in life. Like that time you chased Jäger shots with a big bowl of blueberries when camping with your new love interest, and then you screamed like a banshee when you went to the bathroom because you thought you were dying and they posted the whole thing on IG. Or that time you decided, "I'm a

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facebook · Jul 24 2022

Need some perspective with a dash of truly majestic beauty? Go to Redwood National Park. The redwood trees are, on average, 500-700 years old. They're wiser than you, know-it-all. Pretty impressive, right? Show off your love for one of the great national parks with these Redwood goodr sunnies! goodr has partnered with the National Park Foundation for a line of truly stunning sunglasses, inspired by the national parks. So rock those sunnies and hug that giant tree if you can get your arms around

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facebook · Jul 23 2022

Ever been to Everglades National Park? You can walk the Anhinga Trail to spot abundant wildlife, like turtles, herons, and alligators. Watch as the sun sets over Flamingo, the southernmost point in mainland Florida. (Oh, Everglades. You had us at Flamingo!) These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you explore the pinelands by bike, or join a ranger on a slough slog deep into the heart of a cypress dome. ("Slough slog" is fun to say. Slough slog, slough slog, slough slog!") LET'S GO!!!! We'll me