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facebook · Jun 23 2023

Fly shades incoming!!! As part of our ongoing partnership with Denver Zoo, we're re-releasing our flamingo-inspired Party Like a Flockstar sunglasses. THAT'S RIGHT– you've got one more chance to snag a pair of these squawk-of-the-flock limited edition sunnies!!! And the best part? A portion of the proceeds for every pair sold goes to supporting Denver Zoo's crucial conservation efforts and incredible animal residents. Grab your pair today!!! #denverzoo #goodrsunglasses

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facebook · Jun 18 2023

Have you always wanted to see your face plastered on a goodr billboard?! Here's your chance!!! Imagine how impressed your potential employers and paramours will be when they find out they practically know a celebrity. Here's what to do:

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facebook · Jun 16 2023

Whenever people ask us if we have kids, we send them 237 photos of us with our plants. We love them. We talk to them. We accidentally kill them. It's fantastic. Plant Buy Me Love. Sunnies for proud Plant Parents who know the nurturing joy of gardening. ("Plant kids are the BEST kids!!!" — Carl the Flamingo, to his flamingo kids, while they cry.)

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facebook · Jun 14 2023

Have you ever wondered if all of your problems could be solved if you were famous?! Well, we're going to try our damnedest to make that happen...by offering you the chance to get your face on a goodr billboard!!! This is how you do it:

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facebook · Jun 13 2023

"OMG, have you seen OUR KIDS?!?! They're so cute and quiet. Here, look at 237 photos. Adorable, right?! Sorry that we're so slow to respond to your texts. Having kids makes life soooo busy. But it's not a burden. It's, like, totally worth it, you know? Oooh, bring a present for them when you come over!!! We CAN'T WAIT to talk to you about our kids and only our kids for hours. And yes, our 'kids' are plants, duh. Hope you're not too jealous!!!"

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facebook · Jun 11 2023

Look at these amazing photos from our fans out enjoying nature!!! Tag us in your outdoor adventures and maybe we will showcase your glorious mug next!!! Nature Fl*cks.

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facebook · Jun 10 2023

Did your high school guidance counselor tell you that you'd never amount to anything?! Show that dillweed who's boss!!! Get your face on a goodr billboard. That'll show 'em!!! To get your mug plastered on a nationwide billboard:

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facebook · Jun 9 2023

What has two butts AND slays? An ass-ass-in. Be a bodaciously bootylicious style assassin with these "Bums, Booties, and Butts. Oh My!" sunnies designed by Artist + Creator of Butts on Things @briancookart. (Now get out of here before we buttcrack another joke. *Snickers* Sorry, We'll see ourselves out.)

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facebook · Jun 4 2023

What could be more patriotic for the 4th of July than these limited-edition star-spangled shades?! They’re the perfect patriotic accessory for nursing brews & noshing hot dogs at your freedom festivities. (Try not to blow your fingers off with those sketchy roadside fireworks, mmk?) Presenting, Fireworkin' Hard or Hardly Fireworkin'? Tell us, what are YOU doing to celebrate?!

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facebook · Jun 3 2023

Did you know that it's National Trail Day?! Tag your best trail bud to let them know you're itching for a hike!!! Then make plans to hit those gnarly switchbacks, those narrow single tracks, those open fire roads, and soak up the beauty of the wondrous trail system we have all across this country!!! (Don't forget to pack snacks so you don't get hangry. No one likes a hangry hiker.) Nature Fl*cks!!!