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facebook · Apr 22 2023

Happy Earth Day!!! At goodr, we support the Earth by participating in 1% for the Planet, a global movement that inspires businesses and individuals to support environmental solutions through annual membership and giving strategies. That means 1% of our annual gross sales go directly to environmental nonprofits working to improve our world. Also, we created sunnies with the National Park Foundation and release These Shades Are Trash (sunnies made out of 100% recyclable materials) every year. Why

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facebook · Apr 21 2023

These shades are, LITERALLY, trash. Not literally like everyone still says it all the time that is NOT literally, literally, mmmkay. These atmospheric clear frames with oceanic blue lenses (too out there with these earthly adjectives?) are made from 100% recycled plastic, the box is made from recycled paper, and 100% of the proceeds go to @1percentftp to give back to our planet. Happy Mother F'n #EarthDay. (Yes, we recycled this content from last year. We care about the planet. Duh.)

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facebook · Apr 20 2023

Tired of sifting through mushy, bruised fruit at the grocery store? Come to the Farmers Market. These Watermelon Wasted sunnies are fresh from the loamy soil and we plucked out all of those pesky seeds. What else is in season? THESE SHADES ARE BANANAS. We love bananas 'cuz they're chock-full of fiber, potassium, vitamin B6, and vitamin C. (Plus if you eat one slowly in front of your crush, they might get the message.) Go ahead. Try one!!!

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facebook · Apr 19 2023

One of the great joys of working out is carb loading, and by carb loading, we mean eating anything and everything we can get our tapering hands on: rice, pasta, cereal, fruit smoothies, bread, bananas, yogurt, jelly, pancakes, waffles, potatoes, corn, pretzels, crackers. What's your favorite? And yes, we lick the crumbs off the floor. Why not?! Gotta fuel up on glycogen. We all use the excuse that since we "WORK OUT," we can gorge our faces off. So go ahead... Pick a Carb, Any Carb.

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facebook · Apr 17 2023

He's got 99 problems, but a pitch ain't one. Why? 'Cuz he's wearing goodr shades. The blinding sun can't mess up his game. Which is good, 'cuz he bet a lot of money on his team winning. Being deeply in debt to The Pasadena Mafia is his 99th problem. His 98th problem is his fiancee, Wimberly, found out about that and left him. His 97th problem is before Wimberly left she flushed his favorite graphic T-shirts down the toilet and it overflowed. His 96th problem is the landlord refuses to fix the b

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facebook · Apr 16 2023

Welcome to the Farmers Market. Last night you were at the club. Today you Turnip For What? Nutrition! Last night you lost a gold necklace. Today you found 24 Carrot Sunnies. Last night you ate three bacon-wrapped hot dogs from a street vendor. Today you're turning over a new leaf with Potatoes, a Midwest Vegetable. These veggie-based sunnies remind you life is all about balance. Treat yo' self nice now...so you can get naughty later.

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facebook · Apr 13 2023

Every time you hop on the lift, you notice the same person with no board and no skis, just a smile and smoking hot drink, and when you ask them what they're doing, they chuckle and say, "I'm just here for the hot toddies."

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facebook · Apr 12 2023

Nature flocks in different ways for different people. Some people prefer communing with nature with the creature comforts of home. Such as a ridiculous wine glass necklace that keeps their glass of Beaujolais within easy reach while they drunkenly pitch a tent. Some people prefer hiking into the woods with nothing but a knife and a prayer. But they ALL need functional sunnies, like these Frequent Skymall Shoppers!!! #natureflocks

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facebook · Apr 11 2023

Your sunglasses are your most prized possessions, more important than your clothes, TV, computer, couch, phone, home, car, dog, cat, friends, and family. But what have YOU done for THEM?!?! Introducing Best Case Scenario. Protect your prized shades with a hard case so they don't get damaged during your action-packed, fast-and-furious life. (Give your shades a forever home, you monster!!!)

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facebook · Apr 10 2023

At the Farmers Market, we have the freshest, tastiest veggie-based sunnies. Plus you can connect to the community. Step up to the Chard To Love booth. Learn that raw chard is as bitter as you are sober, and cooked chard is as sweet as you are drunk. Saunter to the Sells House, Buys Avocados booth. Laugh as the grower explains that ‘avocado’ came from the Aztec word ‘ahuacatl,’ which means ‘testicle.' These sunnies nourish the body AND the soul.