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facebook · Apr 9 2023

MMM-MM-M!!! Savor the aroma of freshly-packed fruit sunnies in peak season. No highly processed shades sprayed with pesticides and hormones here. No, sir. Got a hankerin' for a juicy seedy delight with more vitamin C than oranges? Strawberries Are My Jam. Cravin' blue balls? Er, let's rephrase. Cravin' sweet circles with so many antioxidant health benefits that after one bite, you'll live forever? Blueberries, Muffin Enhancers. Y'all come back now!!!

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facebook · Apr 7 2023

Paper clips. Loop of our life, steel of our loins. Our sin, our soul. Pa-per-clips: the tips of the lips tapping twice, and the tongue gently flicking the palate, at three. Pa. Per. Clips. They were 'clips,' plain clips in the morning, holding forty mind-numbing papers. They were 'fasteners', threaded though a loop to fix a broken zipper. They were 'tools,' when untwisted to unclog a nasty-ass drain. But in our fingers, they were always Barely Holding It Together.

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facebook · Apr 7 2023

LAST CALL to get in on OVERSTOCK FEST!!! Is it the hottest music festival since Burning Flamingo, an event Carl created to burn a flamingo sculpture made out of non-goodr sunglasses??? No. It means $5 OFF SELECT SUNNIES!!! (Through Sunday 4/9) Plus free shipping on orders of $50 or more!!! Stock up on shades before you drive to the desert, put on your flower crown, and dance without a care in the world...until you have to use those nasty-ass Porta Pottis. (Hold your breath!!!).

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facebook · Apr 6 2023

STUFF IT. (Your Easter Basket that is!!!) We have resurrected these shades just in time for basket filling. They won't slip or bounce while you gleefully traipse through the park searching for rabbit eggs filled to the brim with delicious jelly beans, chocolate bunnies, marshmallow chicks, (and braaaaiiiins). You just never know what you'll find when you're deep in the throes of a Rabbit Egg Hunt with Zombie Jesus fever dream. (Maybe lay off the cheese before bedtime, supposedly it gives you ni

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facebook · Apr 4 2023

Who's the worst boss you've ever had? For us, it's definitely NOT Carl the Flamingo. Nope. Uh-uh. Carl's the BEST boss. The best!!!! He's not making a copywriter named Lily write this in order to get her dog, Hobbes, back. Nope. Carl doesn't steal pets from employees in exchange for ego-stroking favors. No way. Carl's great. So great. How specifically is he great? Um... Er... Well... PAPER!!! Yes. Paper. Carl makes us all carry notepads to capture his every squawk. It's fantastic. Love writing

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facebook · Apr 3 2023

What do y'all steal from work? For us, it's pencils. Used to be forks. No joke. We got to the point where The Lagoon (goodr office) literally had NO FORKS in the break room. At an all-company meeting, the friendly office manager told us to STOP F*CKING STEALING FORKS YOU MANIACS and announced she ordered shimmery pink and teal-tinted ones. If we steal those, we're not getting any more. So we've moved on to stealing pencils. Pencils are the sh*t!!! The only thing cooler is pencil-themed sunglass

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facebook · Apr 1 2023

Attn: Corporate Drones: Celebrate your stuffy office job with non-stuffy Office Supplies sunnies!!! (This is not an April Fools joke. We'd never joke about office supplies.) Your job may be boring, but you're not. These pencil, paper, and paper clips sunnies are a real game-changer. Gather 'round, team. Let's synergize with a mind-fusion leadership brain dump. Thanks in advance. (Get 'em before Bob in Accounting does.)

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facebook · Mar 31 2023

Get ready to go mad!!! These limited edition color-changing shades were only available to our Flamboyance members last year, but with shades this mind-bendingly epic, we had to invite everyone on this trip. Iri-Descent Into Madness sunnies are OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE to the masses!!! Snag your pair of these stunning sunnies before they disappear down the rabbit hole forever!!!

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facebook · Mar 30 2023

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facebook · Mar 30 2023

Was there any greater joy as a kid than finding out school was canceled for a SNOW DAY?! Now that we're adults we totes believe in a good old fashioned day of playing hookie to take advantage of that fresh powder. So, take a cue from these party animals and get outside!!! And don't forget to tag us in your goodr snow adventures, you might just end up in one of our Reels!!!