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facebook · Aug 26 2022

GO, CABANA!!! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! That's right, it's The goodr Cabana's 1st birthday on Saturday, August 27, and YOU are invited to the festivities!!! (It's not a store. It's a party! But it's also a store.) Here's the plan:

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facebook · Aug 25 2022

Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller

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facebook · Aug 24 2022

When your friend asks you if you want to "hang out" this weekend, is this what you have in mind?! Or is that just us?

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facebook · Aug 23 2022

"Where's Waldo?" An important question. "Where's Carl?" An important-er question! Carl loves to party which means Carl moves around ALOT. Just because he's pink, feathered, and loud doesn't mean he's hard to lose in a crowd. We need YOUR help to find him! Swipe on the images above, and see if you can find your favorite hard-partying flockstar. And while you're at it, get excited for some new sunnies starring your fav scarf-wearing, bespectacled stripey-shirt wearing....oh you know what we're sa

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facebook · Aug 22 2022

Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many shrimp, so theoretically you could consume MORE shrimp if you use smaller shrimp? OK, it's a stretch but what can we say? Shrimpin' ain't easy.

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facebook · Aug 21 2022

Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers:

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facebook · Aug 20 2022

Are you small enough to take a bath in a thimble? Do you get to work by riding a dragonfly? Do you eat dinner sitting at one of those plastic table thingies they put in the pizza box that keeps the cheese from getting smooshed?! Then listen up!!! These NEW LFGs (Little F*cking goodrs) were made for YOUR tiny noggin. Just like other goodr sunnies, they have a special grip coating that keeps them in place. They're snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing, AND they are a

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facebook · Aug 19 2022

You asked. We listened. (Well OK, we ignored you at first, but THEN we listened.) Introducing the LFG: Little F*cking goodrs. Who says bigger is better?! Our new frame is for those of you with small noggins. (But just to be clear they are NOT made for children. You wouldn't want your children hanging around a bunch of drunken sailor mouths, would you?!) Our first batch of LFGs features six colorways: Smaller Is Baller, Middle Seat Advantage, Shrimpin' Ain't Easy, Get On My Level, Short With Ben

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facebook · Aug 18 2022

That overwhelming sense of joy when you spot an elusive bird, like a fluffy-backed tit-babbler. No, we're not talking about the guy at the local deli with the hair shirt who always hits on the ladies. (Although we do feel elated when we see the size of his hoagie.) In this case, we're talking about the wonders of the great outdoors and our avian friends, you sick weirdo! Well, now that we've crossed that tit off the list, we're on a quest to find a European Shag. Wish us luck!!!

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facebook · Aug 16 2022

We see you, style icon. Posing in front of the mirror for hours to coordinate the perfect outfit. No look is complete without a haute pair of sunnies topping it off. (That pug knows what we're talking about. Good boy!)