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facebook · Aug 15 2022

Our CEO here, Carl, prefers his hearty, electrolyte-replenishing summit bloody mary shaken, not stirred.

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facebook · Aug 11 2022

"Dear @marvel & goodr,

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facebook · Aug 10 2022

When we first got the license from @marvel to make Marvel's Iron Man shades, we forged sunglasses out of actual iron. But our warehouse team doesn't possess the strength of The Avengers, so they got tired of moving boxes of iron. Well, first they got ripped. Just absolutely jacked. Big ol' bulging muscles. Then they got tired of it so we scratched that idea and went back to making sunnies the old-fashioned way. Ironically, Not Made of Iron.

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facebook · Aug 9 2022

Imagine you get to hang out with Marvel's Thor for a day. What would you do? Revel? Take selfies with Mjolnir? Tell Thor "It's me, Loki," and laugh maniacally? Would Thor think that's funny? Or would he throw you in the Asgardian Dungeons? What if he threw you in the dungeons, then came back five minutes later, and revealed he was pranking you? Would he say, "You're A Sight For Thor Eyes"?

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facebook · Aug 8 2022

LONG LIVE THE TRUE KING!!! These Marvel's Black Panther comic book-inspired sunnies will help you feel like King T'challa... and you don't even have to duel a rival in one-on-one ritual combat! Unless you want to. When goodr first started, we solved every conflict with one-on-one ritual combat. We said, "If it works in Wakanda, it works for us!" Then we hired a legal team and they said, "No. Stop it. Wakanda's not real." Stupid legal team, killing all our fun. Well, we have four words for you:

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facebook · Aug 7 2022

Did you hear the rumor that villains wrote a fan fiction comic about Marvel's Black Widow called Widow of Opportunity where they persuade Natasha to quit Avenging and become a real estate agent so they're free to commit crimes without getting covertly followed and savagely attacked with mixed martial arts and electroshock blasts from the Widow's Bite? It's not true. But it might be. The only time villains win....***puts on sunglasses***...is in their imagination.

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facebook · Aug 6 2022

You wake up 6AM, go outside for your morning run, and BOOM. An explosion at a missile base bathes you in gamma radiation. Great. Now when you go to work and get angry (and you WILL get angry), you'll transform into a big green monstrosity. Your co-workers will stare. Your boss will yell at you for the office damage. And you ripped through the only work outfit you get compliments on. If only there was another way! Well, there is. Introducing Gamma Ray Blockers*.

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facebook · Aug 5 2022

When you were a kid, you read Marvel Comics to escape reality. And when you grew up, your parents threw away all your comic books, and you were so furious you didn't speak to them for months. We can't help you get those precious pages back. But here's the next best thing: six new pairs of Marvel Comics sunglasses featuring classic comic book art. Now you can look like a real Super Hero. And your parents look like real Super Villains. (Boooo. Hissss. So evil!!!)

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facebook · Aug 4 2022

A fact of life is that it's eventually "GAME OVER" for everyone. (Unless you have more quarters or a cheat code.) The only question is...Who is it "game over" for? Don't let it be you. Rock these stunning new gaming-patterned sunnies, and it's always YOU who will get to say..."Finish Em'!" Never the other way around. Get that hand-eye coordination sharp! These LIMITED EDITION sunnies are coming soon, but there's no "Continue" button once we run out!

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facebook · Aug 2 2022

Do you ever get that sneaking suspicion that you're not alone when you're camping out in the middle of nowhere? Like you're being watched? You've probably just seen too many horror movies. It's totes just your imagination... (Or is it?)